ITEM NO: [86-GPK-COLL-50]
DESCRIPTION: A high-variance collection of approximately 50 original trading card/stickers from the 1986 and 1987 Topps series. These units feature various subjects—including Beasty Boyd, Inter Stella, and Ruth Canal—documented in various states of anatomical protest. Printed on standard-grade cardstock with a "Peel Here" spatial trigger. No duplicates detected in this specific batch.
CONDITION: Relic / Transitional. Most units remain structurally sound with original adhesive backing intact. Expect minor "Reality Wear," corner softening, and atmospheric staining consistent with 40 years of proximity to radioactive chewing gum and 1980s childhood activity.
SITE MANAGER’S NOTES: The Office of Continuity has flagged these as "Pre-Rupture Prophecies." While Topps marketed these as humorous stickers, the Parish of Warp believes they are actually medical records from an adjacent reality where the human form is significantly more... liquid.
Recovered from a shoe box in a Northmead attic, this set includes several "Puzzle Back" units. Warning: Do not attempt to complete the puzzle. When the yellow-bordered fragments are fully assembled, they create a visual frequency that causes the "Low C" hum to increase by 40 decibels.
ITEM NO: [86-GPK-COLL-50]
DESCRIPTION: A high-variance collection of approximately 50 original trading card/stickers from the 1986 and 1987 Topps series. These units feature various subjects—including Beasty Boyd, Inter Stella, and Ruth Canal—documented in various states of anatomical protest. Printed on standard-grade cardstock with a "Peel Here" spatial trigger. No duplicates detected in this specific batch.
CONDITION: Relic / Transitional. Most units remain structurally sound with original adhesive backing intact. Expect minor "Reality Wear," corner softening, and atmospheric staining consistent with 40 years of proximity to radioactive chewing gum and 1980s childhood activity.
SITE MANAGER’S NOTES: The Office of Continuity has flagged these as "Pre-Rupture Prophecies." While Topps marketed these as humorous stickers, the Parish of Warp believes they are actually medical records from an adjacent reality where the human form is significantly more... liquid.
Recovered from a shoe box in a Northmead attic, this set includes several "Puzzle Back" units. Warning: Do not attempt to complete the puzzle. When the yellow-bordered fragments are fully assembled, they create a visual frequency that causes the "Low C" hum to increase by 40 decibels.
