Kate’s Sense of Smell (Olfactory Asset)

€100,000.00

ITEM NO: [99-KATE-S]

DESCRIPTION: A non-physical, biometrically extracted sensory suite. Previously belonged to Subject K. [REDACTED], resident of Sector 04. This asset was "skimmed" from the timeline during a high-intensity thermal spike in 1994. It is currently stored in a vacuum-sealed digital buffer.

CONDITION: "Intangible / Volatile." Asset is currently phased at 0% physical density. Subject to periodic "aroma-drift" depending on local humidity and the user's proximity to 1990s-era electronics.

SITE MANAGER’S NOTES: Look, I don't know who approved this for the shop. It’s not even in a jar; it’s just available. If you buy this, you won't get a parcel. You’ll just start smelling what Kate smelled in October '94: rain, damp concrete, burning rubber, and Sunday roast. Warning: Once installed, it cannot be "un-smelt." We’ve priced it at a billion Euro because the Site Manager is tired of the paperwork involved in soul-skipping.

ITEM NO: [99-KATE-S]

DESCRIPTION: A non-physical, biometrically extracted sensory suite. Previously belonged to Subject K. [REDACTED], resident of Sector 04. This asset was "skimmed" from the timeline during a high-intensity thermal spike in 1994. It is currently stored in a vacuum-sealed digital buffer.

CONDITION: "Intangible / Volatile." Asset is currently phased at 0% physical density. Subject to periodic "aroma-drift" depending on local humidity and the user's proximity to 1990s-era electronics.

SITE MANAGER’S NOTES: Look, I don't know who approved this for the shop. It’s not even in a jar; it’s just available. If you buy this, you won't get a parcel. You’ll just start smelling what Kate smelled in October '94: rain, damp concrete, burning rubber, and Sunday roast. Warning: Once installed, it cannot be "un-smelt." We’ve priced it at a billion Euro because the Site Manager is tired of the paperwork involved in soul-skipping.